I met this girl downsouth in Memphis Tennessee
In no time I realized she was the last for me
Scratchin' like a wildca, stingin' like a bee
Bitin' like a vampire, but really her specialty was
RIT.: The President Job
She likes the President Job
She never let me go
Without a President Job
She whistle like a freight train, sniffle like a dog
But what she likes best is called a President Job
Her mother tongue you don't take long before you understand it
Her silky lips can make you weep she knows exactly when
She ties me up and check me out and, gee man, she won't get up
She stays right there a-hummin' a presidential rap
But she leaves you there cravin' for more, and can she take it slow
Next thing you know she run for the door with all your cash and gold
She does the President Job
She does the president Job
Left you there like an idiot
And run away with your gold
And you are there
Tied to the bed like a turkey in heat
At half job
Uncomplete
I do declare
Leavin' me there
She wasn't fair
This last time!!!
But:
If I think about what so far I got
In exchange of a few golden chains
It was certainly, surely, positively,
amazingly, absolutely, undisputably
WORTH IT!!!