Dancin' at the disco feelin' real cool
Drinkin' wine & whiskey you ain't no fool
Meet a pretty lady out on the floor
Boogie till it closes but you both want more
She gets you home she takes you to the bed
Then you start feelin' dizzy a kind of light in your head
You are too drunk to fuck (...)
It happens sometimes
You're havin' a party it's your wedding day
Drinkin' that wine yeah, drinkin' champagne
At a big hotel got a room with a view
It's your wedding night you know what to do
Rip off all your clothes but you get so tight
Fall down on the bed and out goes the light
Too drunk to fuck (...)
It happens once in a while
Too drunk to fuck ("You must be jocking")
You're too drunk to fuck ("Wait a minute, wait a minute")
Too drunk to fuck ("I'll get it together in a sec")
Too drunk to fuck ("It's never happened before")
Too drunk to fuck
It happens all the times!!!